Factual Accounts of TNH (who is also a Cyborg, which everybody knows now) and the disciple on Freewill.

The ninja hermit was taking a walk in the garden that morning. Absorbing the nature while he smoked a herb through a wooden pipe, not abandoning his razor sharp reflexes or his impeccable awareness of his surrounding. A dragonfly sprang up and started to fly towards a tulip behind the Ninja Hermit but then suddenly midway through its flight, it made a sharp turn and started to fly towards the Ninja Hermit. How did Ninja Hermit know all that? Well, his sublime aural faculties suggested that the almost inaudible (for normal people) buzzing…Read more …

Factual Accounts of The Ninja Hermit (Who is also a Cyborg) 2.

The ninja hermit wore his USB Jetpack and connected it to the network, opened the UI and selected "Yoga Levitation". Suddenly, he was levitated off the ground in accurate yoga posture. One of his disciples dashed in, panting: "Oh Oh the esteemed one, there has been a wisdom emergency" and tripped over the USB cable bringing down the ninja hermit who obviously landed in a cat-like fashion, and did not get annoyed or angry. "What is it?" asked the Ninja Hermit calmly. "Learned Master, are there any absolutes in the universe? Or everything is…Read more …

Factual Accounts of The Ninja Hermit (Who is also a Cyborg) 1.

Once upon a time while the Ninja Hermit was oiling his robotic claw and reading wisdom full anecdotes from the past ages, relishing the mental stimulation, a herd of local gypsies started to gather around him. At first he wasn't startled and continued with his business, but then he started noticing very good looking gypsy girls appearing and standing out from the crowd. "Oh venerable one, oh the fixer of electronics and hearts, all of your contemporaries and your age fellows have gotten married or are getting married, why do you not tie a…Read more …